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hi im agnes and being funny is the only thing im kinda good at
Posted on 18th Apr at 10:28 PM, with 3,479 notes
margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD
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margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

Posted on 18th Apr at 10:16 PM, with 446,074 notes
darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
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darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

Posted on 18th Apr at 9:44 PM, with 508,987 notes

shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

Posted on 18th Apr at 9:44 PM, with 138,583 notes

mitten:

i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me

Posted on 18th Apr at 9:43 PM, with 194,364 notes

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

Posted on 18th Apr at 9:41 PM, with 350,932 notes

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

Posted on 18th Apr at 9:39 PM, with 121,562 notes

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Posted on 18th Apr at 9:37 PM, with 181,146 notes

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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Posted on 18th Apr at 9:36 PM, with 44,543 notes

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

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Posted on 18th Apr at 9:31 PM, with 245,754 notes

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

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